The Tales of John

Today has been a rather tough day for my big boy as he can't seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Earlier this afternoon, John went upstairs to go to the bathroom and then I heard him rifling in his dresser drawers.
"What are you doing?" I asked
"Um, I need new underwear."
"Why?"
"I peed in my other underwear"
I went into the bathroom to get his soiled underwear and stepped in a huge puddle.  The puddle started from the step-stool and trickled down the side until it reached the floor.
"What is this!?!"
John just looks at the floor, then looks at me and says, "Don't stress out mom.  It isn't a big deal. It's only pee."

I just couldn't believe my ears, what a punk!  After looking at him for a couple of minutes, and trying not to laugh, I told him if it was no big deal then he could clean it himself.  I handed him a rag and a bucket with water and told him to get scrubbing.  Too bad I was too baffled to get pictures.